Welcome To Our Underwear Party Web Party!!!
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Until then, Live long and wear underwear!
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Our Mission
To complete and attain utter satisfaction with Underwear Party Brand,
Underwear Parties!
We attend to accomplish this, with our whisky ways of persuasion, a little touch
of something,
called fun, and no streakers ~*LoL*~
Company Profile
We ARE The Underwear Party Association of Canada. There is no other, cause
once you've had
our Party, You'll never wanna be tardy!
Underwear Party is an individually owned company, and will never be bought
out! Not even if we were offered 12,000,000 deutsch-marks from Nazi Germany!
All customers are satisfied, or your underwear fully refunded if otherwise!
Let's Hear a Few Comments!
- Rolling Stone's Magazine comments "This is the fakest bull$hit I've ever
seen! But these undies are so snug! Do you use Bounce?"
- Siskel and Ebert... say nothing.. cause their Dead.
- Local Shanty Man comments "What's an internet?"
- Club Monaco Representative exclaimed! "Somebody for the love of god help!
he's stealing my underwear!?! HELP?!?!?!"
Contact Information
We at Underwear Party Incorporated are interested in hearing from you!
Drop us a line, or your shorts, and write your ass off! Cause you'll never turn
back to MuchMusic Video Dance parties, once you've had a taste of comfort and
relief!
Telephone
780-478-6061
Postal address
4553 Allard Way 45th Street Edmonton, AB, NW
Electronic mail
General Information, Sales, Customer
Support and to Contact the
Webmaster: [email protected]
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